THE PRESIDENT`S ORDEAL

By Tikum Mbah Azonga The President is in a fix Nevertheless, he is at the forum Followed by poets, philosophers and priests But there are no journalists, for once Simply because instead of the word, “press” Someone wrote, “dress” And so, the hapless Protocol Officer Despite his years of experience Took it his own way And gave the president the wrong brief Like they once did to Baroness Thatcher, the Iron Lady So the poor president asked for the “dress” Instead of the “press”.