THE CHRISTIAN MUSLIM

This happened some years ago in Sheffield, the northern England city. It was during a Cameroonian party which I attended. A friend of mine who was there with me spotted a pretty girl standing alone on the balcony and admiring nature. He walked over to her and after both exchanged the usual polite niceties, he remarked to her that her eyes were very beautiful. ‘Why?”, she asked. “I don`t know. There`s just something about you that…” “Enough!”, she replied. “The next thing you`ll say is that you like me” “Of course, I do. In fact, I love you!” “ Come on, you men are all the same!” Why? Don`t you believe me, then?” “No, it`s not that.“ “Then what?” “It`s just that there may be a problem. What religion are you?” The boy said: “I`m a Catholic.” “You see, it can`t work.” ‘Why so?” he demanded, worried. “Well, it`s because I`m not a Christian. I`m a Muslim” “Then there`s no problem. I am a Christian Muslim” The girl smiled, marveling at his wit. They exchanged numbers and took it from there.