PHONES THAT RING IN CHURCH

(This poem is dedicated to members of Presbyterian Church Bomaka-Buea. This is because recently I worshiped there and found that they have an original way of sanctioning people whose phones ring in church)

A ring is a bag of cement

And we insist

If you beg to differ

Then switch off your phones now

We warn you.

The church is a holy sacrament

So, don`t resist

We charge you no fee

But you must take the phone vow

By now you must have a clue.