WHAT OUR PRIEST DID

I waited all day for him

But when he came

He took it for a game

And dropped hot candle wax on my wrist.

BEHIND THE WHEEL OF RIGHTS

It`s good to fight for ones rights

But if it`s all a gamble

Then stop and think

You`re not re-inventing the wheel.

WHAT WE ORDERED

It was only a bike

But it was better than a hike

So when we next ordered cheese rolls

We knew what we were talking about.

LET ME SPEAK

I asked why

Not because I was incredulous

But because I wanted assurances

So, don`t mock me.

WHAT DOES IT TAKE?

Yes,the swan bird`s song was sweet

That`s why it held me spell-bound

You`ve stood here for ages

Yet,noting moves you

Not the multiple choruses of frogs and toads

Or even the hissing of the valley snakes

So, tell me

What exactly does it take?

THE FLOWING TAP

I stood there, aghast and helpless

Watching the bucket overflow

On the opposite with a defiant smile

They turned on the tap to full capacity.