YOU`RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE

DON`T BARK UP THE WRONG TREE

He spelt it,

Yes.

But he did it the wrong way

He did it upside down

And inside out

I mean topsy-turvy

And you cal that correct spelling?

I mean, he simply blew it!

Thinking he was taking yet another cap to Fez

He thought nothing could hold sway

Despite that dreadful gown

He offered his concubine to atone for the humiliating bout

If I were you I would offer him no more ivory

He`s just looking for a cheap place to do his dumping!