WHO AM I?

I am not a moving stair case

I can halt or refuse to function

I am not a flower bed

I can grow my own sweet potatoes

I`m not the next door neighbor

Sometimes I can be absent

I am not the Cameroon Mountain

I never explode

I am not the local mayor

I have never thrown a party for kids

I am not your favourite parliamentarian

I don`t dish out money

I am not the Minister of Communication

I can`t be in twenty places at one

I`m not Bello

I can`t be so mute even when my house is on fire

I am not the prime minister

I can never be appointed an ambassador

I am not the First Lady

I can never be so caring

I am not the Head of State

I will never be understaood.