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mardi 25 février 2014

AN IMPOSTOR IN CHURCH



AN IMPOSTOR IN CHURCH

He wiped his sweating face
With a white handkerchief
Then folded it
Suddenly he leapt up
Flung open the hanky
And placed it on his head.

From nowhere a white bird flew
And perched on the hanky
Turning round, he said
“You see, we`re in church
And the Lord has heard my plea
Here is our peace symbol, his emissary”.

All of a sudden
A loud voice came from the altar
“Don`t believe him
He`s fake!”.

Thereupon the impostor collapsed
Like the dishonest couple before the apostles
The bird flew out in a hurry
And the hanky caught fire
When the pastor shouted
“Elders, lift him up!”
It was too late
He was dead.

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